7 Reasons to Skip the Beard

{By Ellery Sadler}

 1. If you are a girl. (This is obvious, unless, perhaps, you are in the circus. Even then, isn’t there a different job you’d like better?)

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2. You might end up looking like this.

why you should skip the beard

 

 

Or this. [Please think of your grandkids.]

why guys should not have beards

3. As a general service to humanity, to increase the attractiveness of the population – skip the beard.

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4. Beards originated because there was no way to shave them off. Announcement:  we have now -ingeniously – figured out how to shave them off. We use razors. They are very sharp knives. It’s the twenty-first century. So lets try not to look like cavemen, shall we?

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5. Statistics have shown that guys without beards are 90% more attractive. [Did you ever see James Dean, Marlon Brando, or Cary Grant with a beard? I don’t think so.]

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6.  A lot of times, beards are just teenagers desperately trying to look like twenty-somethings when they’re not.

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7. Even Brad Pitt can’t pull it off …

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But if you feel it is absolutely necessary to have facial hair, you could always go for something attractive like these.

attractive beard

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And if you  have to have a beard, here is a guide to show you the different options you have. [Warning: most will make you look like a caveman or mountain man or something along those lines.]

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